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Most
of us like to party, but some of us come up with some really weak
excuses not to party.
Here are some of the worst excuses not to party!
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have an appointment to take my car to the mechanic tomorrow at 8am"
- Michael Miller's excuse to not going out on a Wednesday night
after work in summer 2003 even though he was scheduled off
work the next day and all he had to do was drop his car off
at 8am to get checked. UPDATE: CASE
CLOSED. Mike Miller's
car
appointment ended up lasting less than 20 minutes.
In
addition, Miller has made only a few weak attempts to party
more. Our staff is disappointed with his efforts.
MILLER
RESPONDS: "I made a mistake. I should have
pursued a night of partying, but was too preoccupied with
my vehicle problems."
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"I
think I'm out. Tired and need to train."
- Mike Noviello's weak excuse to not going to Happy Hour after work with
Kliemer and Cuzzie on Friday, January 7, 2005.
Mike texted this message back to Kliemer after Kliemer
first texted him to meet us at Happy Hour.
UPDATE:
As of Sat. Jan. 8, 2005 - This incident is under
review. Noviello was spotted at the Crane Room
around 6pm 1/7/05.
NOVIELLO
RESPONDS: "You need to seriously review
this incident. I actually ended up showing up and
partying and drinking more than all of you."
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"I'm
not drinking that beer, it's warm."
- Mike Cheech Blundo's excuse for not drinking a free Coor's light beer at
the Polish Falcons Club on Wednesday, Feb. 2, 2005.
Kliemer, Mike Noviello and Cheech went to the Polish
Falcon's Club in New Castle, PA on Wednesday night and
each drank two Miller Lite beers quickly. The third
round of drinks, this time Coor's Light beer, was
bought by an unknown person for Kliemer, Noviello and
Cheech to drink. The beers were free. Cheech
declined to drink his free beer and sent Kliemer and
Noviello into a downward partying spiral. They
immediately phoned Partiers.com Headquarters to report
Cheech's weak excuse not to party. Why Cheech
thought the beer was going to be warm is unknown. UPDATE:
NO UPDATE AVAILABLE YET. This incident is under
review.
CHEECH
BLUNDO RESPONDS: "I hate warm beer even if it's
free."
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| "I
don't care what you guys say or do, I'm not finishing this
beer."
- After a good night of the usual Wednesday evening socializing at Friend's Bar
in New Castle, PA on Feb. 9, 2005, Chris Kliemer Kliiem
surprisingly refused to finish his current beer before
leaving the bar with Mike Noviello. Several attempts
were made to encourage him to finish the less-
than-half-full beer, but Kliemer remained firm and said,
"I don't care what you guys say or do, I'm not
finishing this beer." UPDATE:
This incident has been confirmed by several patrons of
Friend's Bar and witnessed by Mike Noviello.
Decisions are being made now whether to remove Kliemer
from the upcoming 2005 Partier of the Year voting
ballot. This incident is under
review.
KLIEMER
RESPONDS: "I
have a job in the morning. I don't have the pleasure
of just calling off trying to get fired. Who else
drinks all night, all week, all year and then goes to work
at 4:30 in the morning?? Also, did the witness
mention how many shots of Crown I did before the many
beers that I had? By the way, as a VIP Partier and
on the Board of Directors, I had to drive that night,
too. I fully respect responsible partying.
Zero Tolerance!"
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"No, I can't go with you guys
because I have to finish watching Spiderman II and finish
off this box of Ranch Wheatthins."
- Kevin Cuzzie Gierlach's excuse for not going to see
the Pink Floyd midnight laser show at Carnegie Science
Center in Pittsburgh, PA with Chris Kliemer Kliem and Mike
Noviello on the night of Saturday, Feb 19, 2005. UPDATE: This incident is under
review.
CUZZIE RESPONDS: "Talk
about unfair! I get the call from these wackos at
10:30pm that night and they want me to stop watching
Spiderman II right in the middle? I'm fighting crime
with Spidey. I can't abandon my superfriend hero for
those fruitcakes."
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"Party? Well, heck, that
sounds like that involves drinking alcohol. I'm 27 and
I've honestly never had a beer or any other alcoholic drink.
You got something wrong with that?" -
This nameless partier-wanna-be from outside New Castle, PA may be the weakest partier
on this list. He has never ingested or taken a mind
altering substance, but still frequents the local partying
scene by faking a glass of water as vodka. Don't be
fooled by his tricks! UPDATE:
CASE CLOSED. This man's weak partying habits
have been well documented and confirmed by several
witnesses. We've diagnosed him with a mental-emotional
Richard Simmon's-like carb and calorie counting neurotic
mindset. We hope he gets well soon.
HE RESPONDS:
"I'm weak? You're weak. It doesn't take
alcohol for me to have a good time. Besides, chics
dig me sober. When I'm out partying, my drinking
buddies designate me as their driver. I got the
partying world in my complete control. Honestly, I'd
rather be home watching reality TV than partying anyways."
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"Can't meet up with you guys tonight,
I have to go meet the critter control unit tomorrow
morning."
- Walt Gierlach's excuse not to party with Cuzzie,
Kliemer and Mike Noviello on Friday, April 15, 2005 at
Partiers.com Headquarters for a few hours in the evening and
watch the movie called Snatch. Walt said he had to get
back home early to get rest so he could help the pest
control guys in the morning find out what was crawling
around in his condo's attack. UPDATE:
CASE CLOSED. This incident has 3 witnesses: Kevin "Cuzzie"
Gierlach, Chris "Kliemer" Kliem and Mike Noviello.
WALLY G RESPONDS:
"I'm trying to get out of this all together" - When
Cuzzie questioned Wally about his future partying ability,
Wally responded with this answer on Saturday, April 16,
2005 at approximately 11:15am. When asked to
ellaborate, Wally said he's cutting back on partying.
This was a very sad and disappointing remark.
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"There's
no excuse good enough not to party" Jimmy Kolovos gives a
green light to partying - 2002
Partiers.com Partier of the year winner |
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With every
lame excuse not to party, there's always a great excuse TO PARTY!
Here are some good reasons to celebrate! |
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"I
actually went to work 5 days in a row without calling off!
First round's on me!"
- Mike Noviello's good excuse to celebrate on a weekend is to actually
show up for work a couple days in a row. |
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"Hey, look, if I survived last night's partying, you can
guarantee I'm celebrating tonight! Line up the shots!"
- Chris Kliem's good excuse to having another good time is
surviving the previous night's partying. |
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"Ahhh
yeah! The Browns actually won a game! Where's the beer
bong?!?!"
- Kevin Gierlach's good excuse to celebrate. When the
Cleveland Browns win, the beer flows at the Gierlach's
Partiers.com Headquarters. |
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"My freakin' brother Hank is the
2004 Partier of the Year! You can bet your sweet nipple
rings I'm gonna party!"
- Denny Joseph's reason to celebrate night after night in
honor of his brother Hank's celebrity status as the
Partiers.com 2004 Partier of the Year. |
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"Yes! I think I passed a kidney
stone! Let the alcohol consumption begin!"
- Mike Miller's excuse to party is passing another one of
his painful kidney stones. We don't really know if
he's telling the truth, but we go along with his kidney
stone passing celebration each time anyways. |
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"Hey,
if I can't party at the Moose tonight, I'm partying at my
$800 solid oak bar doing shots of Grey Goose with my Mo-Zee!"
- Joey Alberico's excuse for celebrating is telling
everybody about the deal he got on his $800 solid oak
homestyle bar. If you're lucky, you'll get to do a
shooter of Grey Goose with Joe and listen to him talk about
the Moose Club in New Castle, PA and his wacko Halloween
neighbor buddy Kevin Gierlach that he calls Mo-Zee. |
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"Hell yeah! My daughter just won the Columbus, Ohio Cheerleading
Championship! Let's go home and get drunk!"
- Jacki Johnson's daughter wins 1st place at the 2005
Cheerleading Championship in Columbus, OH on Saturday, Feb.
19, 2005 and once the family returned home, Jacki grabbed
the pom-pom's, the beer bongs, the champagne and celebrated! |
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Partiers.com
member Dave tells Stephie that there's no excuse not to party as Kliemer
looks away |
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in
disbelief after hearing Stephie's weak excuse. |
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Has
your friend ever come up with a lame or weak excuse to not party?? If
so, let us know about it and we'll post it here. |
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Submit your friend's weakest excuse not to party (and photo, if possible) or best excuse to party!
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